precums: if god “hates gay people and want them to burn” like most Christians chant then why exactly did he put our g-spot in our ass
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
kingudamu: tyleroakley: Literally, my mating call. omfgg
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.